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Joke of the Day

"So a white man walks into a plastic surgeon's office... [FIXED] He tells the plastic surgeon, ""I want to become a black man."""

"What do you call a nut that can't talk? Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up."

"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man theres plenty of fish in the sea but for som reason he still wont get over janice"

"For people who've been around such a long time, grandparents seem constantly amazed that children grow."

"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."

"Ha ha! OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! ""dude, are you gonna do this every time you rearrange the furniture"""

"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."

"How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light? Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it."

"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"

"I stopped doing topical humor People were getting tired of jokes about ointment."