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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who got straight ""D's"" in medical school? A Doctor."
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"If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now"
"Why do dogs wag their tails ? ""Because no one else will do it for them !"""
"I'm 34 and live with my mom. Just kidding... ... I'm 33."
"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."
"what do you call 4 and 25 cents? foreign change"
"What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce? One's a grand car and the other's a grand car"
"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."
"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."