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Joke of the Day

"I'm 34 and live with my mom. Just kidding... ... I'm 33."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"

"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"

"I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!"

"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"

"Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it ""twita"". Dat would b nize"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogy in it!"

"You can tune a piano.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish"

"Mayweather just set his kitchen on fire trying to make a cake He should've read the instructions"

"I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!"