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Joke of the Day

"It would be terrible to be blind and get cancer. You would never see it coming."

"Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger"

"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"

"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""

"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."

"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."

"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"

"OUT OF ALL THE BIKES ON THIS BIKE RACK, THIS ONE'S SEAT DEFINITELY SMELLS THE WORST."

"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""

"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"