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Joke of the Day
"What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal? ...a hamburger."
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"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"
"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."
"I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core."
"A joke to keep with the fasting theme A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, ""I haven't eaten in three days!"" Her: ""Force yourself"""
"I met a Mexican with two dicks He called one Jose and the other Hose B"
"Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like."
"So, I decided to give Reddit a try... It has its ups and downs."
"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"
"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""