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Joke of the Day
"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""
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"What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match."
"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"
"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"
"What do you call a radioactive Angler? Nuclear fishin'"
"Mmmmm.... delicious!"
"The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons."
"How do you make a dog drink? Just throw it in the blender."
"I believe every child should be given a chance... ...and that's why if they can guess the number I'm thinking of, I'll let them go..."
"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"