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Joke of the Day
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin"
"When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this ""how did you get in my house"" nonsense?"
"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"
"After getting picked on by a few lads at college, my mum offered to go down and sort it out. Now they can't bully me for never having a blowjob any more."