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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"
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"If my entire family died but there was pizza at the wake, a part of me would still be like ""yay pizza"""
"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."
"Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying ""I want to help Arsenal win trophies."" So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?"
"What word begins with ""N"" and ends in ""R"" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy? Neighbor."
"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"
"If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars"
"Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse ""You mean Centaur, right?"" Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh"
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"