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Joke of the Day
"OP worked at a pizza restaurant OP delivered ^^^^^^pizza"
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"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"
"A frog can leap higher than a house ..partly because of the strength of its hind legs, but also because houses have difficulty jumping at all."
"Nobody claims to like cancer when they're first diagonosed But after a while, it tends to grow on you."
"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""
"How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb? Define ""light bulb""."
"i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos."
"A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either."
"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."
"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."