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Joke of the Day
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!"
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"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."
"How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb? Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm."
"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"
"What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant? Jason's Dale!"
"Who's the most flexible man in the Bible? Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem"
"Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store."
"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""
"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."
"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she said, ""Remember, you have a wife."""