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Joke of the Day

"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!"

"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other hands either because that is how diseases are spread."

"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome"

"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."

"GURU: You have achieved the state of sakrdagamin: you will reach nirvana within seven lifetimes ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six"

"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again."

"What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand? I can't gargle sand."

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"