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Joke of the Day
"Where do Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder go in the summer? To concentration camp."
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"I slept with a pharmacist who could come in 10 seconds... Problem is, it took her 30 minutes to count to 10 (Made this up last night while waiting 30 minutes for 10 pills)"
"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""
"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"
"dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says ""Craftsman"" dad: me: Are you crying?"
"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!"
"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."
"When the woman was asked if she liked asian cock... She replied, ""No, I prefer caucasian."""