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Joke of the Day

"Why did the suicide bomber not show up to work? He got mad at the wrong alarm clock."

"Saw a man waiting for the bus who just stood there staring into the distance. It was as if he just didn't own a phone or something. Weird."

"So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items. April fools, he stole them."

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."

"""There's a party in my pants!"" Sadly, they only RSVP I've received was from myself."

"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."

"Referring to another employee as a ""gingeraffe""will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are."

"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"

"Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way."

"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."