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Joke of the Day

"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."

"Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy"

"Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice."

"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""

"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."

"Good friends are like balloons.... ....if you stab them they die"

"What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? ...The execution"

"Virgin will hate it when someone said... You don't worth a pound."