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Joke of the Day
"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
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"""Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"" - Karen"
"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."
"Wanna watch Netflix in H? I'll give you the D later."
"The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor."
"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"
"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""
"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."
"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"
"A Buddhist Monk goes into a pizza place... and says ""Make me one with everything""......"