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Joke of the Day
"What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day? He gets thor arms!"
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"Drink responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink."
"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a pair of Dockers? You can only fit one asshole in a pair of Dockers."
"Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common? They're all going to be 65 this year."
"Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: ""Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."""
"Never! And i mean never! say the word ""Bnag"" It's bang out of order."
"My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too."
"Can you believe this guy watching porn on the bus over my shoulder?"
"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""