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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a dinghy!"

"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."

"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."

"My Swedish girlfriend broke up with me Now, I'm just somebody that she used to blow."

"Jimmy Kimmel and the Fine Brothers working together [NSFW] Pornhub acquires Twitch"

"I had an idea for a suit made entirely of banana skins... but no one seemed to find it very appealing."

"What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style? A sexual revolution."

"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"

"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"

"I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement."