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Joke of the Day
"What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
Next Joke
"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."
"*me holding a human baby* i think this cat is broken"
"scientist: he's going to be identical to you in every way me: every way? [my clone trips stepping out of the machine] holy shit"
"What's a good Mexican joke?"
"Oscar If you're Leonardo, you must have got it by now."
"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."
"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."
"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""
"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot."