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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and September 11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
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"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."
"Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls."
"Time flies when you throw clocks."
"I want a pet otter just so I can introduce it as my otter half."
"Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece."
"I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'."
"What do you call a fight between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pedophile? Alien vs Predator"
"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."
"Two rules for success 1. Never reveal everything you know"