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"what if God. Israel?"
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"What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit? Well they [deleted]"
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"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
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"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""
"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"
"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"