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Joke of the Day

"Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill"

"What's blue and doesn't fit any more? A dead epileptic."

"No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us."

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!"

"Mistakenly used yahoo for searching instead of google. It's like someone used google two days ago & is trying to remember the results."

"Have you seen the movie Constipated? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old."

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"

"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""