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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
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"What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee."
"You know you're in your 30's and single when you automatically look for wedding rings even while watching porn."
"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."
"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."
"If the Nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? Blitz!"
"I visited Detroit recently. I love the smell of the ol' factories."
"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"
"Imagine a shark eating pizza. Imagine you were frog. Imagine a donkey wearing a skirt. Imagine someone telling you to imagine stupid things."