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Joke of the Day
"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."
Next Joke
"(first date) Me: *hyperventilating* Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx."
"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."
"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"
"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."
"Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. It stinks."
"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""
"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"