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Joke of the Day

"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."

"A little boy is having a bath with his father... The little boy asks, ""Daddy, why is your willy so much bigger than mine?"" To which the father responds ""well son, that's because I have an erection"""

"One day she says ""Treat me like a princess,"" the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women..."

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."

"This old dude from Europe is everywhere. The one that is making everybody cry."

"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"

"How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?? - hold a bingo !!"

"I made a joke about periods the other day It was bloody awful"