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Joke of the Day
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"
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"It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees."
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny"
"sexist joke Why is a woman like a condom? Because they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."
"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."
"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."
"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Every Girl Wants to be Swept off Her Feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"