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Joke of the Day
"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."
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"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"
"How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear? Color coded: ""Yellow in front, brown in the back"""
"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"
"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."
"What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes."
"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"
"*grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring"
"Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions."