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Joke of the Day

"Gonna start a matchmaking site for very old people called Carbon Dating"

"My wife and I play this fun game at home where one of us says, ""Could you watch the kids for a minute?"" and runs."

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."

"Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation? The HYAT"

"The Disney Channel should be renamed 'Celebrity Prehab.'"

"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"

"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."

"The only reason kids like Christmas is because they're not the ones buying all the presents."

"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."

"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"