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Joke of the Day
"Why was the 1 Year old african boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis"
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"Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market."
"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"
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