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Joke of the Day
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now."
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"What is Brown and Runny? ...Usain Bolt"
"What do you say when your girlfriend accuses you of being an ass man? I'm anything but."
"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"Three French cats were sailing... There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq."
"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."
"The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray."
"My town's population never changes Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town."
"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"
"There's nothing scarier than a squirrel who's not afraid of you."