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Joke of the Day

"When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets."

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald's."

"What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!"

"You know... When someone says to you ""Jesus loves you."" It's always comforting. Unless you are in a Mexican jail."

"Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives? because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together."

"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."

"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"

"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."

"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"