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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!"

"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."

"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."

"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"

"Mr. Rogers misled kids by making them believe that running into people you know is good."

"I am 51 and my girlfriend is 8 Months pregnant and I'm starting to panic a little. Do you think I am too old to be a dad?"

"911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body! ""That's not exactly an emergency."" Oh. Huh. Ok. *Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*"

"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"

"You don't really know what's pain in the ass until.. ...you've had a hemorrhoid."

"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."