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Joke of the Day
"Why are the whores in the docks never hungry? There are so much seamen there."
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"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart... ...One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in a while."
"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""
"Hottest fabric on ramps in Paris this season: Kevlar..."
"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""
"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""
"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""
"What did the people say about the eccentric poo? It was a little nutty."
"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"
"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."