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Joke of the Day

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids."

"Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm? It was a cuckoo coop coup."

"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"

"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."

"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"

"What's a bulimiac's favourite porno? Deep throat"

"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"