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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Linda Lovelace's grandmother? She went down on the Titanic."

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."

"I found my first gray pubic hair today. It was in my Big Mac"

"Really upset about this migration crisis... My SSD's sectors are misaligned, and it's really bugging me."

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR."

"I use to bleach my bangs so I know about regret."

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"

"Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver? Because she's dead."

"""I do not negotiate with terrorists!"" said me, everyday, multiple times a day, to my children."