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Joke of the Day
"I think my wife came from Ikea Cause she came with extra parts that I didn't know about"
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"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
"Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live *slides the doctor a five dollar bill* Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy *winks at loved ones*"
"What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"
"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""
"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""
"What are your most hilarious jokes if you dont know your opposite person?"