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"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"
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"Flossed for the first time in a long time. .... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there."
"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."
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"INMATE: ""What are you in for?"" ME: ""A real treat, I hope."""
"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."