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Joke of the Day

"I've just done the pilot of a new porn series about promiscuous airline staff."

"You know your marriage is on the rocks when your wife goes to bed wearing a rape whistle."

"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."

"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"

"New Year's Resolution- Date more models... Edit: Date more Edit: Date again LAST Edit: Stop crying while masturbating"

"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."

"What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit."

"Why didn't Napoleon get his wish? Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte."

"I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain."

"I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever."