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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit."
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"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."
"forgive me Father for I have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza"
"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"
"What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito? Deeeeeeeeeeengue"
"What happens to illegally parked frogs ? They get toad away."
"I just saw a woman fall in the street so I asked if she wanted help or sex because I don't know her or her hierarchy of needs."
"How do aliens pay for their coffees? With Starbucks!"
"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."
"Annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there's always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time"