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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit."
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"Mars and NASA Mars: Come over NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming over"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."
"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."
"I hate Windows Embedded systems so much... They make me WinCE"
"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."
"FREE HOROSCOPE: You look terrible today. Avoid stuff and people. Don't buy a Kindle. Also, brush your teeth more often."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"
"Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware."