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Joke of the Day

"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."

"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"

"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"

"There's no ""shame"" in ""glitter"", but there's shame and glitter on me."

"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"

"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"