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Joke of the Day

"Didja hear about this new rum for the LGBT market - Morgan Le Fay? It's 150 broof."

"Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll."

"STEVE: ""Wanna go star gazing tonight?"" ME: ""What is that? Like a sci fi movie?"" S: ""No we watch stars."" M: ""Wars or Trek?"""

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"

"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"

"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."

"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."

"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained?"

"Q: What is Mozart doing right now? A: Decomposing."

"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""