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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."

"I hate Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves."

"I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites."

"Laundry Day Me: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt. Him: Babe, I can explain! Me: Don't care. Just ask her the brand and shade name."

"whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass..."

"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."

"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."

"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"My poor dog hates going to the vet. But he just won't die."

"I always thought 007 had split personality disorder... When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned."