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Joke of the Day
"How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!"
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"Why do jews have a big nose? Because air comes free of charge."
"What's the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories =D"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves free"
"Why do accountants make the best serial killers? Because they're calculating."
"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"
"DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears."
"What's the most well mannered dinosaur? A plesiosaur."
"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."
"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."