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Joke of the Day

"ELI5: Why doesn't BMW install turn signals on their cars?"

"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."

"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."

"Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs."

"A woman cries to her husband ""honey, the fridge isn't running"" Husband replies ""Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"""

"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."

"Why did Tigger jump down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh."