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Joke of the Day

"No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up."

"So my neighbour... So my neighbour asks me if I've been stealing her clothes off of her washing line, I was so shocked I almost shat in her pants!"

"Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward."

"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."

"So Amazon has a new drone delivery service... It's called ""UPS deliverymen."""

"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."

"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"The orphanage i run, burned down today with the lives of sixty children Thank fuck i don't have to tell their parents ...."

"I wrote to the Bank: ""My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"""