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"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."

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"I wonder if ppl who design new kinds of toilet paper ever think,""Why do we ever try? ppl are gonna shit all over this new design"""
"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"
"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"
"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"
"TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends. Because they know drama."
"Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st? because its the first date"
"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."
"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"
"A guy at the DIY store asked if I wanted decking... ...fortunately I managed to get the first punch in."
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