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Joke of the Day
"Great way to end a phone conversation: Yell ""OH FUCK, METEOR!"", then hang up really hard."
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"She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !"
"I'm deeply in love with you. But hard deeply, like demented. Kind of sick if you know what I mean. I will most probably end up carving you up. Want a coffee?"
"Australian Cricket Team"
"I ran into a one armed fisherman I asked if he had any luck. He said ""yea caught one this big"" This joke works better in person."
"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"
"Which herbal tea goes best with heroin?"
"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."