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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog."
Next Joke
"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"
"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"
"What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster!"
"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."
"I from korea Hi"
"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"
"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."
"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."
"What's white, hard, and 12 inches long? Nothing."