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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."
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"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
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