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Joke of the Day
"What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel."
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"I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for."
"Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!"
"I wish I was filled with pepperoni but instead I am filled with guilt & despair"
"Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep ""WTF you doing?"" ""for your headache."" ""I don't have one!"" Just what I wanted to hear! *unzip flys"
"What do you call an obese terrorist? Osama Bin Eating"
"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."
"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."
"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."
"When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like ""I'm lactose intolerant."""