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Joke of the Day

"What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand"

"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"

"windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol"

"He died doing what he loved Making toast in the shower"

"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"

"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"

"Beer before liquor, alphabetical order"

"You know what happens when you assume? You make a smug asshole recite a tired cliche to you and me."

"What's the best thing about a blowjob? The five minutes of peace and quiet"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !"