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Joke of the Day
"Cells multiply by dividing."
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"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."
"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""
"A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"""
"Two protons walk into a black hole..."
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"QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?"
"Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? A: twelve DONGS!"
"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"
"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"