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Joke of the Day

"What religion still believes in the Big Bang? [x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis] Islam"

"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""

"What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves? An ampu-tee."

"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."

"You know how Hitler picked up hot Jewish girls? With a broom and dust pan."

"Why is the new Brexit diet so popular? All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling."

"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."

"There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note ""Don't eat me"".Now there's an empty plate and a note ""Don't tell me what to do"""

"Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except for one... He's never going to give you Up"

"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."